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Ceci n'est pas une blog.

January 2011

Dear followers, please fill my ask box with fun,...

claredinkum: -godeatgod: polka-dottedcheese: pretty pwease?? oh my god, that’s just so cute. www.-godeatgod.tumblr.com/ask Really need this right now. Run along small children! yesitdid.tumblr.com/ask

Ahh, all I did was hook up with you at a party and give you my number and now you’ve been sending me texts and Facebook inboxes and Formspring messages all day. I DON’T EVEN LIKE YOU.

I hope you never find my Tumblr.

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert. You...

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

Al Jazeera English Blacked Out Across Most Of U.S. →

blackenedbutterfly: senpaichan: hitrecordjoe: We Americans are giving the Egyptian government shit for trying to block information. Meanwhile, American cable companies refuse to offer this world-renowned news source, which would be the best place on TV for us to see what’s going on over there. Reblogging to get information out. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Man we watch this TV show at my...

This won't last

but I might as well enjoy it while it does, hey?

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...

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lasso-deactivated20110505-deact asked: A lot of rainforests have been affected by humans, though. "Rainforests once covered 14% of the earth's land surface; now they cover a mere 6%" - http://www.rain-tree.com/facts.htm

Indeed, that should be allowed, and yes, to me, they are just objects. Then again, I'm not at all patriotic.

People who think that IT Studies in Year 12 is...

like Early Childhood Studies or Tourism or Voc Studies that doesn’t really give you much skill in life make me sad (no offence to those who did Early Childhood Studies et al)

Anonymous asked: Did you know there are already disputes because foreign explorers travelled to Egypt and 'stole' Egyptian artefacts and took them back to display in their home's museums. I somehow don't think Egypt is going to be too keen to give more of it's tourist attractions to other countries given that they are still lobbying to have others returned to them.

Vandals rip heads off 2 mummies in Egyptian Museum →

lordjohnmarbury: Undemocratic government. Corrupt politicians. Murders on the streets of Cairo. Police brutality. Unemployment. Violent riots. This the final straw. No one touches the Cairo Museum. To be a bit of an ass, we shouldn’t keep such valuable specimens of archaeology (and perhaps the most awesome and complex civilisation EVER, including our own) in a, shall we say,...

Anonymous asked: Funny thing is, I am actually like a little bit of all those states/territories that I've lived it. heh

agh the “read more” link isn’t working for some reason so I’m just going to leave it here I can now cross off from my bucket list: drunken summer party hookup hooking up with someone while listening to the Beatles having sober girls around me act like they are drunk hook up with someone for 45 minutes or longer I thought I was going to regret it this morning but the...

In the schoolyard of life...

luridlogic: Adelaide is the insecure kid whose parents sent her to therapy to improve her self esteem. Repeat after me: Adelaide, you are a unique being, you are worthy of true love, you are a valuable part of the universe. Melbourne’s too easy. Melbourne’s the self-harming emo kid who writes bad poetry. And sometimes, almost accidentally, great poetry. On the weekend he goes to see bands...

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. I AM STILL SINGLE. HOW CAN SHE OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE A BOYFRIEND BEFORE I GET A GIRLFRIEND? It’s wrong for me to think “oh god i must be terrible if she got there first” but that’s sort of my first thought. I’m an asshole.

Apparently some people on Facebook have...

Well, guess what, folks on Facebook? Going to university is a pretty big thing for me and I’m pretty excited and this week has pretty much been ALL university-related. Of course I’m going to make posts about it. I should just never update my Facebook status and just talk to you guys instead.

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously...

recycledjawboneskissing asked: Sometimes I read through your blog and find myself amused for the next half hour.
/end pointless message

“He dubbed it a “Winning The Future” speech, but the title’s acronym seemed more...”

– Sarah Palin on Obama’s most recent SOTU speech. This has to be the funniest thing she has ever said, though I entirely disagree with her.

Happy birthday, girl who moved to my old school...

Your present can be me unfriending you!

Seriously, since when did you start hating me?

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong but I know that you don’t like me much at all now. Could you just tell me what I’ve done? Kthx!

You say like too much, but I'm shaking at your...

Looking at my 14-year-old cousin's Facebook is...

He put up a status saying “Like if if ur an sk” (sic). He’s put up three “Like for a rate” statuses in the past twenty-four hours, and many more in the past. He has also done several “like for an inbox” statuses. His wall is full of girls his age with bogan names giving him ratings, ranging from 3 to 9. In the past, family members never got to see...

As you may have deduced from my earlier posts, I...

My theory is that a song as bland as Big Jet Plane is *no-one’s* favourite song, but *everyone’s* fifth favourite song (or so). It’ll get into a lot of people’s top 10 countdowns, but not as their favourite. Because every vote is equal in the Hottest 100, this song got much higher than if everyone had been asked to pick just their favourite song of the year. I support...

I see you riding around in Angus and Julia Stone's...

Barbara Streisand by Duck Sauce

lordjohnmarbury: Did not deserve to be 15th on the Hottest 100. In terms of talent, that song belongs below Muse’s Neutron Star Collision (#100). Thankfully I don’t think any more dance songs will get in. Here’s my list of votes (in no particular order, with numbers of their placement in bracket if they have been placed) Gorillaz - Doncamatic {Ft. Daley} (#37) Gorillaz -...

“At the California Institute of Technology, they’re developing a way to turn...”

– Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address (full text)

It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I...

flavouredbread-deactivated20120 asked: Whats your ideal first kiss?
Whats the worst dare you've ever done?
What do you sing in the shower typically?
And do you dance? (In the shower?)
Whats your favourite thing about yourself?
What do you like about yourself?
Do you think you're a confident person?
What kinda guys/girls do you like?
Do you like hugs or cuddles?

People who don't return questions.

“How are you?” “Good thanks” Piss off.