December 2011
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Dad's watching Ronnie Johns.
Many of the jokes are just crude sexual humour appealing to the Channel 10 masses but some of them are quite clever.
Like a sketch where Jesus Christ has made a new energy efficient lightbulb, and the interviewer keeps wanting to talk about his Biblical miracles:
Jesus: I don’t want to talk about the past anymore! Those old miracles were my Love Me Jew, this is my Hey Jude!
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Oh, and to compete with the bullshitty...
along the lines of either “I HAVE NO MIDNIGHT KISS :’(” or “I CAN’T WAIT 2 SPEND DA NYT WIT MAH GEORGOUS MAN XOXOXO”…
My midnight kiss is in another frickin’ state. Boo-hoo.
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So many vague New Years' statuses on Facebook.
I’m not going to say “FUQ DA HATERS” or anything but I had a bit of a wild ride of a year. I had my first real kiss, and have just entered my first real relationship. I hit 18, I had my first real nights out and overall I’d say except for a bit of a bad bit in the middle-late part of the year (I seem to always drop in mood a bit around the start of winter) this has by far...
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WatchNice harmonies.
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DAD FED MY BOX OF CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATES TO THE...
SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN.
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Facebook evangelists who post Bible verses.
Just get out.
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Eating left over Christmas gingerbread.
Home-baked by myself. Om nom freakin’ nom.
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Mom: what are you typing
Mom: for what reason would you be typing on the Internet
Mom: who are you talking to
Mom: what are you talking about
Mom: why are you talking about that
Mom: stop that
Mom: stop talking to people on the Internet
Mom: you're talking about me aren't you
Mom: why are you typing
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“Not surprisingly, this gigantic loophole has made modern American libertarianism...”
– Noahpinion (via azspot)
This post succinctly explains the reason I prefer liberalism over libertarianism, in a way that I’d never thought to before.
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Just read what Escape (from Muse's first album) is...
Man, the song is so much more meaningful and awesome now. For the subject I think it’s perfect, being able to (slightly) relate to it myself…
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iTunes decided to play Anti-D on shuffle.
Nice work, iTunes, I hadn’t heard that in a while.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Expendable Friend (5)
San Cisco (4)
Muse (3)
Supergrass (3)
Ben Folds (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Being anti incest is a prejudice. A thoughtful...
isthereanybodyaliveoutthere:
yourfandomsucks:
Let me start out by saying that I came out to the Tumblr community last year after reading crappy post upon crappy post about how it’s acceptable to be anti incest, and how not supporting incestuous relationships and calling them “gross” isn’t wrong. By come out I mean I came out as a person who has been in a consensual sexual relationship with a...
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Mum thinks Adele sounds like a siren.
Not in the “mermaid that sing tempting songs” way, but as in “the up-and-down noise associated with strobe lights and irritation”.
Boo you, Mum.
Things Taylor should tolerate more than he does
When people who you aren’t really friends with start conversations, and you reply to them to make them not feel bad, and then they think you’re a conversation buddy all the time
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Confessions of a hipster, part 2:
In addition to Adele, my Truly-Honest Hottest 100 top 10 pick would have included Paradise by Coldplay.
I just love when the bass synth comes in and the synth choirs start and I’m just like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I love strumming along to it on guitar as well.
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So I am totally dating a real girl, for real, for the first time.
Wooooooo.
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Other than the Adele DVD, I got:
an HTC Wildfire S (hells yes i can play words with friends and angry birds AND listen to music AND use foursquare AND tumblr on my phone!)
a cupcake maker (which is sort of like a small oven-type thing with the built-in cupcake tray, my parents are trying to groom me to bake more things after baking gingerbread for them yesterday!)
the Spicks and Specks board game (THAT I’VE ALWAYS...
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Wil Anderson: "White, middle-class private-school...
STORY OF MAH LYFE.
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isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your post: Getting pleasantly tipsy on Christmas Eve.
Anybody who reads this: He just said none of us are his favourite talking to people. Let’s get together and drown our sorrows.
DON’T YOU EVEN SAY THAT AS A JOKE.
Do you have a Skype my good man? I dislike ask-box conversations! (And anyone else on Tumblr who has one who wants to talk actually!)
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Getting pleasantly tipsy on Christmas Eve.
All my favourite talking to people aren’t online though.
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My sister's got a few friends over, her boyfriend...
I am declaring it the Mix CD From Hell. Time to start drinking away the bluez!
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So tired already.
But I’m trying not to sleep now so I can sleep easily tonight.
Since WHEN SANTA COMES TO MY HOUSE I’D LIKE TO TAKE A PEEK, BUT I KNOW HE’LL NEVER COME UNTIL I’M FAST ASLEEP. As my mum keeps reminding me roughly every 60 seconds.
I baked gingerbread cookies though!
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Officially done with working in retail for this...
Hooray. 3 day holiday now, then back to it on Tuesday. Blurghhjfk;dsfkjaslfdkja.
Anonymous asked: I want your slightly more personal blog password and url, would you be a darl?
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Don't normally do this sort of thing but y'know,...
music on shuffle. the song title is your answer. (Brackets are my response/commentary…)
1) How is your life going to turn out?
What Goes On (?!?!)
2) Will you get married?
Nightvision (?!?!!?)
3) Will you have kids?
Don’t Fight It (Hmmmm, I’ve always said I’m never ever having kids but maybe this is a hint. Good song.)
4) What will your job be?
Flynn Lives...